> Whenever you find the key to success, someone changes the
> lock.
> _____
>
> To Err is human, but to forgive is not a COMPANY policy.
> _____
>
> The road to success??.. Is always under construction.
> _____
>
> Alcohol doesn't solve any problems, but if you think
> again, neither does Milk.
> _____
>
> In order to get a Loan, you first need to prove that you
> have ability to repay back.
> _____
>
> All the desirable things in life are either illegal,
> expensive or fattening.
> _____
>
> Since Light travels faster than Sound, people appear
> brighter before you hear them speak.
> _____
>
> Everyone has a scheme of getting rich?.. Which never works.
> _____
>
> If at first you don't succeed?. Destroy all evidence
> that you ever tried.
> _____
>
> You can never determine which side of the bread to butter.
> If it falls down, it will always land on the buttered side.
> _____
>
> Anything dropped on the floor will roll over to the most
> inaccessible corner.
> _____
>
> 42.7% of all statistics is made on the spot.
> _____
>
> As soon as you mention something?? If it is good, it is
> taken?. If it is bad, it happens.
> _____
>
> He who has the gold, makes the rules ---- Murphy's
> golden rule.
> _____
>
> If you come early, the bus is late. If you come late?? The
> bus is still late.
> _____
>
> Once you have bought something, you will find the same item
> being sold somewhere else at a cheaper rate.
> _____
>
> When in a queue, the other line always moves faster and the
> person in front of you will always have the most complex of
> transactions.
> _____
>
> If you have paper, you don't have a pen. If you have a
> pen, you don't have paper. If you have both, no one
> calls.
> _____
>
> Especially for engg. Students : If you have bunked the
> class, the professor has taken attendance.
> _____
>
> You will pick up maximum wrong numbers when on roaming.
> _____
>
> The door bell or your mobile will always ring when you are
> in the bathroom.
> _____
>
> After a long wait for bus no.20, two 20 number buses will
> always pull in together and the bus which you get in will be
> crowded than the other.
> _____
>
> If your exam is tomorrow, there will be a power cut
> tonight.
> _____
>
> Irrespective of the direction of the wind, the smoke from
> the cigarette will always tend to go to the non-smoker
> _____
>
> Before borrowing money from a friend, decide whether you
> need more.
> _____
>
> There are three sides to every argument: your side, my side
> and the right side.
> _____
>
> An expert is someone who takes a subject you understand and
> makes it sound confusing.
> _____
>
> Many things can be preserved in alcohol. Dignity is not one
> of them.
> _____
>
> Never argue with a fool. People might not know the
> difference.
> _____
>
> When you're right, no one remembers. When you're
> wrong, no one forgets.
> _____
>
> Always remember that you are absolutely unique. Just like
> everyone else.
> _____
>
> Well done is better than well said .
> _____
>
> Everyone makes mistakes. The trick is to make them when
> nobody is looking.
> _____
>
> Where there is a WILL, there is a WAY, Where there is
> MONEY, there are many WAYS.
> _____
>
> Where there is MONEY, there are many FRIENDS and RELATIVES.
> _____
>
> Everybody wants to go to heaven, but nobody wants to die.
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